Girlie Boy??!!

Taylor, my son, has often complained that I used to dress him WAY too girlie when he was a wee lad.
"I looked totally gay, Mom!"
The boy is prone to making mountains out of molehills.
Just last night, he had me look through our family photo albums, so I'd see for myself just how girlie his outfits were.
I yanked the albums off the shelf to prove to him that I did NOT dress him like a girl.
What did I find?
There was this Halloween costume, BUT HE'S the one who DEMANDED face makeup because his sister got to wear it.
It was never my intention that he go trick or treating looking like a transvestite sunflower.



Grrrrumbling under my breath, we continued our trek through the years. He honed in on this ice skating shirt that he was wearing on a camping trip.
What's wrong with a little Nancy Kerrigan now and then?
A boy needs some culture in his upbringing, right?



Furiously flipping album pages, I defended against his attacks about the numerous brother-sister outfits that he said were "fine for girls, but totally gay for boys."
Most of those were holiday outfits, and he LOVED those clip-on bow ties at the time!!



I most certainly did NOT dress him -

uh...



He makes mountains out of molehills I tell you,
Mountains Out Of Molehills!!!!!!!!!